If i come over, it means nothing
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
do herpes really smell.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
