My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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