Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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