I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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