I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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