he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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