If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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