Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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