What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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