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If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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