It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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