member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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