careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
