I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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