Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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