I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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