he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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