We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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