whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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