he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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