I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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