she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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