You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Hippo gnu deer
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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