If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
MIDGETS
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
