Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
