Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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