brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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