Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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