This girl is more easily done than said...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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