i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Randomize
