my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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