I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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