you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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