Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
so much tequila, so little girl.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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