Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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