Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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