covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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