He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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