I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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