just tell him i said nine months
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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