I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
