hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Rumble strips road head = magical
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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