We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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