Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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