i permit you to call me
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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