As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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