Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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