o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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