She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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