I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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