Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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