Non-Jews are for practice
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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