So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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