I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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