Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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